Johnno, Tour Manager Aids and
Bob have put together this guide to try and assist travelers when mother nature comes a knocking. Please be warned that some
of the photo's may be distressing and can be considered extremely graphic.
5 Stars *****
All of the requirements of Stars
1-4 plus:
Marble, Muzak, Bow Tied Attendant
4 Stars ****
All of the requirements
of Stars 1-3 plus:
Choice of hand drying facilities, cleaning signoff list, blue water
Up the top of the Sofitel Hotel, 25 Collins
Street, Melbourne
(Uriels on the left, basins on the right)
Up the top of the Sofitel Hotel, 25 Collins
Street, Melbourne
3 Stars ***
All of the requirements
of Stars 1-2 plus:
Spare toilet rolls (to instil confidence whilst sitting),
regular evidence of cleaning, soap, mirror
The boys apartment, Makarska,
Croatia
Internet Cafe, Dubrovnik,
Croatia
Receipt supplied by glamorous professional attendant
2 Stars **
All of the requirements
of a 1 Star plus:
Seat, working lock on the door, water for a hand wash, working light
Oktan Service Station, Neum -
Bosnia
Park Hotel, Slovenia
Notice the viewing platform
Budapest
Notice the viewing platform
1 Star *
All of the requirements of 1/2 a Star plus:
Door, some form of toilet paper, bowl
Gallipoli, Turkey
Charlie's Huts, Ko Samui, Thailand
1/2 Star
The unholy unthinkable undesirable
unsightly beast....
A village in Chiang Mai Jungle,
Thailand
Buza Bar, Dubrovnik Wall
Croatia
Romanian Train, 1st Class
Cabin Toilet on 4 day cruise in Turkey
